Enemies List #1
Still not asleep.
Television commercials that should be banned (and by banned I mean every copy erased, the ad agencies disbanded, and the "creative" executives shot):
--The Anti-mucous Drug that depicts animated phlegm dancing in a person's lungs.
--The Anti-fungal Drug where an animated bacteria-thing opens up a guy's toenail like a car hood before cramming itself underneath.
--Any Carl's Jr. ad that employs the amplified sounds of people chewing, accompanied by a monotone announcer and ending with some immense pile of food falling into frame. That voice makes me want to find the guy's name, hunt him down, and give him a tracheotomy with a milkshake straw. And no, this is not a explicit death threat. Yet.
This is a partial list. Expect multiple additions.
Television commercials that should be banned (and by banned I mean every copy erased, the ad agencies disbanded, and the "creative" executives shot):
--The Anti-mucous Drug that depicts animated phlegm dancing in a person's lungs.
--The Anti-fungal Drug where an animated bacteria-thing opens up a guy's toenail like a car hood before cramming itself underneath.
--Any Carl's Jr. ad that employs the amplified sounds of people chewing, accompanied by a monotone announcer and ending with some immense pile of food falling into frame. That voice makes me want to find the guy's name, hunt him down, and give him a tracheotomy with a milkshake straw. And no, this is not a explicit death threat. Yet.
This is a partial list. Expect multiple additions.
posted by Matthew at 1:31 AM
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