So Sorry, Los Angeles

I'd love to post, but I'm currently neck deep in one of the most surreal experiences of what I'll laughably refer to as a career.

For now, I'll just leave you with two reasons I'm happy NOT to be in Los Angeles this week.

Reason one: My apartment there does not have A/C.

Reason two:





Presumably, "Mild Day" is facetious. I also suspect the word "Forecast" in this case is a euphemism for "Prophecy of Death by Fire."